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Foothold: No-Fly Zone [2012] - review by Brian

From: Derek Nede
Sent: Monday, January 30, 2006 5:31 AM
To: Clovis Tolbiac
Subject: Ready or not...

Hey, Clo.

Where are you? Did you get a good night sleep? I can't remember the last time I had one of those. I try, man. I do, but the gunfire. The gunfire kept me up most of the night. And then, of course, the screams but, hey, at least it's not Philly :)! Am I right? *rimshot* I'll be here all week. Seriously. WHERE ARE YOU?!

I feel like we got off on the wrong foot last night. Things were said on both sides (mostly yours) and I don't think you really meant what you said. You would really rather be dead? Come on, now. You always were a bit of a drama queen back in hs.

Oh, by the way, I wanted to give you a heads up. If you are thinking of going back to the airport, I would advise against it, amigo. Ain't no planes flyin' out of there no more, dog. Personally, I would have liked to have told you this in person but, well, you and your games.

By the way, were you staying in one of the old places on 41st street? Just asking. Did you know that breaking and entering is a felony? Even on the west coast, I'm afraid. So is murder, but don't worry, I won't tell anyone what you did to the owner. Consider it a personal favor for a personal friend. Very personal, but no homo. Well, maybe a little. Maybe half-and-half. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! >:)

Water under the bridge. Bodies under the floorboards. My god, I'm getting blue all over this phone - there was blue everywhere, dog.

You want to play, you play but I warn you, I'm very good at games. Part of my job, really, but you knew that. All I need is the right kind of stray and the right amount of blue, dig? Nah, I know you don't. But you will.

Perhaps you should start thinking about what we will talk about when I DO find you. We can talk about whatever you like over a nice hot cup of blue. Blue all up in that bitch. We'll go to a Starbucks and get crazy caff'd up and then buy glasses that make us look all smart. It will be great! Do you remember Punky Brewster? I know a place where we can get shirts. Ironic ones! CALL ME!

- "Ned E. Flanders"

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