Goshzilla

Goshzilla runs the site and controls our every move. He claims to review movies but always puts the workload on us. But we are ever gracious of his presence and that makes it worth our while.
Goshzilla was also the star of his movie Goshzilla.

Dann

Dann pays the bills and reviews whatever anyone else doesn't want to. Starring in every DCJ Productions movie except for Goshzilla, he knows what it takes for a movie to be great.

The Orthodontist

The Orthodontist starred in his own short film, The Orthodontist. After that he retired and now reviews the horror movies on this site.