About Goshzilla

      Hmm, so you were so bored you started checking out this section. Guess I need more content, but what else is new.

      Well in the summer of '99, I was at work and was really bored with a lot of time to kill. I could have done more work, but if I didn't stall, then I would have finished and I needed to fill up six hours a day for a whole summer and collect my $5/hour. Well, I was browsing the IGN movies page cause someone said Douglass Adams (author of the hitch-hiker's guide series) was writing for them. It turns out it wasn't really an Adam Douglas, but I was still at the page. One of the links off the main page was a site called Oh the Humanity which was dedicated to b-movies. The thought sort of intreged me, as the idea of a movie that is really bad seemed too good to be true. I started reading the archive and came to the realization that I had seen most of them, mostly on HBO or something, where they are trying to fill up time, with random stuff. But even further than that, there were the really odd movies that truely seemed out of my reach, although were all the more appealing. After site hopping a bit, I came across the wonderful Teleport-City. Now this is were the really good movies were reviewed. Or at least the most obscure ones. So back when Oh the Humanity was still updating, a title called The Terror of Tiny Town was reviewed, and I just had to have it. After looking around online stores and trying to figure out whether I could pay without a credit card, I found a copy on Reel.com. So I shelled out 20 bucks, and got it. Thus began my quest to find terrible movies and be entertained by them.

FAQ

Where are the ad banners?

It doesn't really cost me much to run the site, so there's no reason to put those ugly things up.

Oh wait, you have some CDNOW stuff..

Yeah, I figured I'd make it easier to find a place to buy the stuff reviewed.

I bet you make money off that.

In theory, if you do buy something off CDNOW after clicking on a link, then I get 8% credited to my CDNOW account of net-revenue earned minus cost of goods sold and other stuff. I don't really care about the money; I link to them anyway for track listings and stuff, so I figured I might as well see if I get any bites.

Can I submit a review?

Yeah, e-mail it to submissions@goshzilla.com.

Are there any specific details you want?

Make sure you tell me whether it's an A, B, or C-Movie or Series. Music reviews are also accepted. If you have any of the following info, that would also be greatly appreciated:

Title (duh)
Actor/Actress/Director info
Year/Country/Language
Genre
Alternate versions
Format(s) (VHS,DVD,CD,Vinyl,Cassette)
Odd facts

Flames are discouraged, and whether you make it a factual or opinionated review is up to you. Music covers are welcome (170X170, JPG or GIF). I can usually find them on CDNOW, unless it's really obscure/out of print. Screen caps for movies are welcome through e-mail, but please follow this format:

160X120
JPG or GIF
try to keep it less then ~7k
max of 20 caps per movie
zip it up pal