07/28/2009 - Horror
Midnight Movie [2008]
A killer jumps out of the slasher movie he directed in order to kill even more people. Paying customers no less.
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Reviews by Director
04/20/2001 - Cult Figure
Miss Cleo
By popular request, I finally got this up. I present Miss Cleo, the cult figure.
07/17/2009 - Horror
Mondo Cannibale [2003]
A eurotrash veteran gives us one last cannibal movie before he dies.
05/23/2011 - Action Horror Sci-fi
Monster [2008]
Two whiny, white tourists shriek and cry their way through this monstrous piece.
09/17/2012 - Comedy Horror (1 comment)
Monsturd [2003]
An expirimental chemical dumped into a sewer mixes with the DNA from an escaped criminal who then becomes a human turd.
06/04/2009 - Games
Monuments of Mars [1991]
Battle the many levels of Mars.
10/29/2009 - Comedy Horror
Murder Party [2007]
A man receives a random invitation to a Murder Party. Despite not knowing the people, he has nothing better to do that create a last minute costume and show up.
10/02/2012 - Action Sci-fi
Murdercycle [1999]
A falling asteroid infects a biker going through government property, turning him into a killing machine.
08/03/2009 - Horror
Near Death [2004]
Three annoying ghost hunters find a house filled with ghouls that enjoy eating Jell-O.
08/17/2010 - Horror
Netherworld [1992]
After a man inherits his father's southern estate, he finds that his dying wish is to be brought back to life.
03/03/2010 - Horror
Night Crawlers [1996]
An evil bug kills people when they move into a new home. But it apparently can kill people in other places too.
09/24/2009 - Horror
Night of a 1000 Cats [1972]
Women are fed to cats and a guy takes helicopter rides.
04/21/2001 - Horror
Night of the Lepus [1981]
It's been done. A review of a giant rabbit movie. View at your own risk.
10/24/2012 - Horror
Night of the Living Pelosi
Nancy Pelosi tries to sacrifice a goat to her zombie minions, but is stopped by her political opponent.
11/09/2009 - Games
Nightmare in the Dark [2000]
Zafo and Brian review the undead cousin to Snow Bros.
12/04/2009 - Blog
Oakley Co-pilots [2009]
A trip to the Oakley Inc. headquarters
10/22/2009 - Horror
One Eyed Monster [2008]
A piece of Ron Jeremy detaches and kills people.
10/05/2009 - Games
Penumbra: Black Plague [2008]
In a cold dark prison cell, Philip awakens with a bump on the head and another set of horrors.
10/01/2009 - Games
Penumbra: Overture [2007]
Philip finds himself deep underground in the Greenland wastes and he's not alone.
10/06/2009 - Games
Penumbra: Requiem [2008]
Racked by debilitating dementia, Philip must battle inner demons as well as outer.